Old Fart Unisex Crew Socks writer If you're a guy who

If you're a guy who loves all things green and growing

charcoal grey and black socks will add some bold color to your favorite outfits

just please don't ask them to perform a CAT scan

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Old Fart Unisex Crew Socks writer If you're a guy whoIs it your Dad? Your Mom? Your brother? Your Sister? Your BFF? Your Grandfather? Maybe even you? Everyone knows an old fart. They hate loud noises. They hate surprises. They want those dang kids to stay off their lawn (shakes fist). They'll tell anyone about how they know it's gonna rain on account of their sore toe, whether they want to hear about it or, more likely, not. They like to be comfortable and they don't give a hoot if they embarrass you