In Dog Beers I've Only Had One Size:XXL And when the Texas Rattlesnake

And when the Texas Rattlesnake had tired of the toys announcers called his rivals

the Heartbreak Kid won ‘em: Royal Rumble Champion

André delivered elbow drops

and a gruff voice as thundering as his arena antics

In Dog Beers I've Only Had One Size:XXL And when the Texas RattlesnakeFor the beer connoisseur who wants to try not one, not two, but seven varieties of ales, stouts, sours and IPAs. Or, for the those who prefer to stick to their go to cold one each and every time. Whatever your pour, make it seven, please! And just remember, if you're going to count your beers like a dog, then be sure to behave like one, too: sit, shake and sit in the passenger seat, never the driver seat.