Custom Family Rules Kitchen Board vase Meet the Butter Slut Dish

Meet the Butter Slut Dish

Hands extend out approximately 7cm

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🌱 Good to Know:This board is made from FSC-certified wood

Custom Family Rules Kitchen Board vase Meet the Butter Slut DishLay down the law but make it aesthetic. This laser engraved family rules board is the perfect mix of heartfelt and hilarious. Whether its for your own home, a housewarming gift, or a unique wedding present, this piece is guaranteed to get giggles and feel good vibes. Each board is engraved with a custom family name (or title like "Flatmate Rules" or "Kitchen Commandments") and a set of fun, uplifting, or just plain blunt household values. Want to