Funny Ask Me About My Poorly Scoped Project T-Shirt In 100% Organic Cotton Software Developer Pairs well with empty coffee

Pairs well with empty coffee mugs

Jira necromancy

Slip it on for pitch meetings

May cause knowing nods from strangers in co-working spaces

Funny Ask Me About My Poorly Scoped Project T-Shirt In 100% Organic Cotton Software Developer Pairs well with empty coffeeOh, look, the backlog made a baby. Wear this when someone says quick win and means rewrite the app. The line does the heavy lifting in stand ups, retros, and any meeting that should only take 15 minutes. Grey that pairs with vibe coding and a Kanban board. Clean type. Dry bite. For devs, designers, and that one PM who swears discovery is basically done. Ask them about acceptance criteria; watch them vanish. Pairs well with: cold brew; muting Slack; it